Biography

Dustin Vaught was born April 13, 1989 in Brunswick, Georgia. Dustin was raised in the swamps of south Georgia. His first pet was an alligator named Ralph who he rode to school every morning. Raised on a strict diet of Chevy Chase, Bill Murray, and Charles Grodin Dustin quickly developed the deadest of pan deliveries that helped him rescue Ralph from the clutches of an evil pirate. Realizing his abilities Dustin left the swamp to pursue his dream of always keeping a straight face no matter the circumstance.