John Thomson
Known For
Acting
Gender
Male
Birthday
Apr 2, 1969 (57 years old)
Place of Birth
Salford, Lancashire, England, UK
Biography
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
Known For
| 2026 | NightbornJon's Father | |
| 2025 | The People BeforeKnotweed Man | |
| 2025 | Fackham HallBill | |
| 2025 | Secret Life of the Auction HouseSelf - Narrator (voice) | |
| 2025 | Art DetectivesWilliam Titchfield | |
| 2025 | Celebrity PuzzlingSelf - Panellist | |
| 2024 | The GentlemenFrank | |
| 2024 | The 1970s: Those Were the DaysSelf - Narrator | |
| 2024 | CaptivatedGeoff | |
| 2024 | Ricky, Sue & a Trip or TwoSelf | |
| 2023 | Caroline Aherne: Queen of ComedySelf | |
| 2023 | The Royle Family - Down the Back of the SofaSelf | |
| 2022 | Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of LaughsSelf | |
| 2022 | Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & MoreSelf | |
| 2022 | Red Riding Hood: After Ever AfterPlank | |
| 2022 | Sister Boniface MysteriesLeonard Monk | |
| 2022 | DodgerFarmer Grundles | |
| 2022 | Best Year EverSelf - Actor | |
| 2021 | Last Train to ChristmasVic | |
| 2021 | Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!Narrator | |
| 2021 | Les Dawson Lost TapesSelf | |
| 2021 | Paul Sinha's TV ShowdownSelf - Contestant | |
| 2021 | The Weakest LinkSelf | |
| 2020 | The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming CatchphrasesSelf/Various Characters | |
| 2020 | Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable YearsSelf | |
| 2020 | The Fast Show: More Blooming CatchphrasesSelf | |
| 2020 | Dog Loves BooksDog (voice) | |
| 2020 | McDonald & DoddsJimmy Daly | |
| 2019 | Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets UnwrappedNarrator | |
| 2019 | Being Frank: The Chris Sievey StoryHimself | |
| 2019 | 7 Up & MeSelf | |
| 2019 | This Time with Alan PartridgeJoe Beasley | |
| 2019 | BrassicColin Popov | |
| 2018 | The People's VetSelf - Narrator | |
| 2018 | Celebrity CatchphraseSelf | |
| 2018 | Shane the Chef | |
| 2017 | Dying LaughingSelf | |
| 2017 | Richard Osman's House of GamesSelf - Contestant | |
| 2016 | Billionaire BoyLen | |
| 2016 | GrimsbyBob Tolliver | |
| 2016 | Alan Partridge's Scissored IsleKevin Ruddock | |
| 2016 | Caroline Aherne at the BBCSelf - Presenter | |
| 2016 | Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit | |
| 2016 | Bargain-Loving Brits in the SunSelf - Narrator | |
| 2015 | Fungus The Bogeyman | |
| 2014 | Northern SoulTerry | |
| 2014 | Alan Davies: As Yet UntitledSelf | |
| 2013 | Dementamania | |
| 2013 | PulpDave Burns | |
| 2013 | Help PointStephen | |
| 2013 | The Power of DartsNarrator (voice) | |
| 2013 | Strange Hill HighVarious (voice) | |
| 2013 | Father BrownJohn Banks | |
| 2013 | Obsessive Compulsive CleanersSelf - Narrator | |
| 2013 | Through the KeyholeSelf | |
| 2013 | Catchphrase | |
| 2013 | Through the KeyholeSelf - Panelist | |
| 2013 | PlebsMr. Adolphus | |
| 2013 | The MimicNigel Lord | |
| 2012 | Uncle Wormsley's ChristmasMr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers | |
| 2012 | Evidently... John Cooper ClarkeHimself | |
| 2012 | BBC Comedy FeedsSteve | |
| 2011 | The Jonathan Ross ShowSelf | |
| 2011 | SootyThe Boss | |
| 2011 | Celebrity Antiques Road TripSelf - Participant | |
| 2011 | The Lock UpNarrator | |
| 2011 | Death in ParadiseDCI Chris Ricketts | |
| 2011 | The Chase: Celebrity SpecialSelf | |
| 2010 | The Road to Coronation StreetHarry Kershaw | |
| 2010 | The Royle Family: Behind the SofaSelf | |
| 2009 | Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need MedleyBill (Flowerpot Man) | |
| 2009 | Big TopGeoff | |
| 2009 | Angela and Friends | |
| 2009 | Heads or TailsSelf - Contestant | |
| 2008 | InkheartDarius | |
| 2008 | Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding DongSelf | |
| 2008 | All Star Mr & Mrs | |
| 2008 | Celebrity JuiceSelf | |
| 2007 | Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'Self - Narrator (voice) | |
| 2007 | SkinsSam Brooks | |
| 2007 | MobileRay Bould / Hypnotherapist | |
| 2007 | KingdomNigel Pearson | |
| 2007 | Engineering the World RallyHimself - Narrator | |
| 2006 | The DealerBat | |
| 2006 | New Street LawCharlie Darling | |
| 2006 | Ghosthunting With... | |
| 2005 | Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-RabbitMr. Windfall (voice) | |
| 2005 | Monkey Trousers | |
| 2005 | 8 Out of 10 CatsSelf | |
| 2004 | Fat SlagsForeman | |
| 2004 | Blackpool | |
| 2003 | Appointment with Dr. TerribleInterviewee – Actor | |
| 2003 | Comic Relief Does Fame Academy | |
| 2003 | The Terry and Gaby Show | |
| 2003 | Celebrity Mastermind | |
| 2003 | Celebrity MastermindSelf - Contestant | |
| 2002 | 24 Hour Party PeopleCharles | |
| 2002 | Ant & Dec's Saturday Night TakeawaySelf | |
| 2002 | Johnny Vaughan TonightSelf | |
| 2001 | Station JimHarold | |
| 2001 | Dog Eat DogFootball Coach | |
| 2001 | Murder in MindAlan Squires | |
| 2001 | Dr Terrible's House of HorribleSir Donald Tyburn | |
| 2000 | Born RomanticFirst Cab Driver | |
| 2000 | Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased) | |
| 1999 | The Flint Street NativityChristian Jerrums / Innkeeper | |
| 1999 | Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast ShowSelf | |
| 1999 | It's Only TV But I Like ItSelf | |
| 1998 | Up 'n' UnderStan | |
| 1998 | The Fast Show Live | |
| 1998 | You Are HerePeter Keggy | |
| 1998 | Ted & RalphVicar | |
| 1998 | Cold FeetPete Gifford | |
| 1998 | Roger RogerBarry | |
| 1997 | The Man Who Knew Too LittleDimitri | |
| 1997 | The Girl with Brains in Her FeetMr. Loughborough | |
| 1997 | Midsomer MurdersCooper Steinem | |
| 1996 | Roger RogerBarry | |
| 1996 | VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon | |
| 1996 | Pond Life | |
| 1996 | Silent WitnessDI Warren Bull | |
| 1996 | Never Mind the BuzzcocksSelf - Panellist | |
| 1996 | Saturday LiveCabbie | |
| 1995 | Dangerous Lady | |
| 1995 | The Young Poisoner's HandbookNathan | |
| 1995 | Fist of FunPied Piper of Hamelin | |
| 1995 | Coogan's Run | |
| 1995 | Crapston Villas | |
| 1995 | The World of Lee EvansCustomer | |
| 1994 | Pauline Calf's Wedding VideoFat Bob | |
| 1994 | Steve Coogan: Live 'n' LewdBernard Right On/Various | |
| 1994 | Smashie and Nicey: The End of an EraSimon Joke | |
| 1994 | The Fast ShowVarious Characters | |
| 1994 | The Day TodayTreasurer | |
| 1994 | Pie in the SkyAndrew Vernon | |
| 1994 | Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan PartridgePetty Officer Alan Partridge | |
| 1994 | Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan PartridgeJoe Beasley | |
| 1994 | Ready, Steady, CookSelf - Guest | |
| 1993 | Paul Calf's Video DiaryFat Bob | |
| 1993 | Shooting StarsSelf | |
| 1993 | HarryRoyo | |
| 1992 | The WeekendersPoliceman 1 | |
| 1992 | The Dead Good ShowVarious | |
| 1992 | Blue HeavenWaiter 2 | |
| 1992 | Men Behaving BadlyKen | |
| 1991 | Paul Merton: The Series | |
| 1991 | Soldier SoldierSgt Dunn | |
| 1991 | Murder Most HorridDaniel Hoffmeyer | |
| 1988 | This MorningSelf | |
| 1964 | Top of the PopsSelf - Host | |
| 1952 | Flower Pot Men | |
| - | Sally Lindsay's Quiz NightSelf - Team Captain | |
| - | Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard RightonBernard Righton |
| 2019 | Phoenix Madina - Bring on the SpermDirector |
| 2020 | The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming CatchphrasesWriter | |
| 1994 | Steve Coogan: Live 'n' LewdWriter | |
| 1994 | The Fast ShowWriter |