Peter Sellers

Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE

Ringo Starr

Youngman Grand, Esq.

Isabel Jeans

Dame Agnes Grand

Caroline Blakiston

Hon. Esther Grand

Wilfrid Hyde-White

Captain Reginald K. Klaus

Spike Milligan

Traffic Warden

John Cleese

Director in Sotheby's

Richard Attenborough

Oxford Coach

John Le Mesurier

Sir John

Raquel Welch

Priestess of the Whip

Roman Polanski

Solitary Drinker

Leonard Frey

Laurence Faggot

Laurence Harvey

Hamlet

Christopher Lee

Ship's Vampire

Clive Dunn

Sommelier