Joe Flaherty

Host

John Candy

Howard Jensen (segment "Cursed With Charisma")

Sheila McCarthy

Ellie Hutchins (segment "Cursed With Charisma")

Don Lake

Hugh Mullins (segment "Cursed With Charisma")

Wayne Robson

Jeter (segment "Cursed With Charisma")

Shirley Douglas

Edna Besley (segment "Cursed With Charisma")

Patricia Hamilton

Assessor (segment "Cursed With Charisma")

Eric Keenleyside

Alien #1 (segment "Cursed With Charisma")

Catherine O'Hara

Theresa Sharpe (segment "I'll Die Loving")

John Hemphill

Mervis Jutt (segment "I'll Die Loving")

Jayne Eastwood

Mother Superior (segment "I'll Die Loving")

Paul Soles

Professor Tistaert (segment "I'll Die Loving")